You've got a husband, I've got a wife, we'll fuck and we won't tell about the affair, right?

Fucking up 🤯 Showing up drunk and making her fuck (cheating)

2 dicks and tits in cum - that's what the secretary gets the bonus for

She got me drunk, gave me a fucking blowjob and gave me a blowjob, that's how she sold me the house

Isn't she ashamed to show off like that 🍑? I'm gonna fuck her up

Meet my wife, we're gonna fuck her, and she's gonna rimmy us too

We had a drink and it was like I've never had such a good fuck in the bathhouse

Are you fucking kidding me?! You can't take a picture of me sucking a dick! You can't show it to a guy!

Are you really gonna walk down the street with cum on your face? (yes 👀)

She's drunk and asking me to fuck her. Okay, I'm not gonna say no to my sister

I let mine get drunk with a friend, then they give me a double

A boyfriend? I don't need him anymore. I'm just coming with my new girlfriend

"I wish I'd never fucked you."

Got the sex epidemic virus, now she has rabies uteri 😱

On the first date, I drank wine, and I was like, "Oh, make me cum, I'm not myself

He jammed her mouth and fucked her. Her sister's drunk, she won't tell her wife

Your girlfriend's in the bathroom, and you need sex right now, fuck me

"I'll make a case for you or I'll fuck your body," that's what I gave the cop

I have a boyfriend, but I'm drunk. He won't know if you fuck me

Collector, you can't scare me with a dick, you can shove it up my ass

Did we have sex last night? Holy fuck. I actually have a boyfriend

Who doesn't get a kick out of that surprise? Wearing gloves and jerking off a dick

Drunk on the first date - well, it's easier to fuck a drunk girl

- Are you drunked? - No, dad, I've got an axe. Fuck you, or I'll sober up later